Apparently, it isn't brung.
To be "fair" the vehicles would have to be identical, and the laws of physics then say it would be a tie. However, this tug of war is between two vehicles to demonstrate which of the two designs is better at tugging. It's like when vehicle mfgs say "best in class" for towing, power, payload, cupholders. It's saying there is a difference, and if tugging other vehicles by the butt end is your thing, the cybertruck is going to be better at it than a 2wd F-150.