[Damaskinos_of_Athens]

The problem here is that you refer to yourselves as Canucks.

What is a Canuck, actually?

It has no real definition and sounds so innocuous and harmless that the folks in Kansas City likely even forget you ordered any Transits, and if they run short you do not get any first.

So change the name Canuck to something dynamic, vaguely menacing.

Then they will not forget you.