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Have to say, posting what fuses and whatnot for how you install anti theft devices on your van is like posting a “how to steal a transit camper van” manual online for any thieves who care to do a 10 minute google search before trying to steal one…
i know that is like the folks who have a security sign in their front yard, criminals are like "thanks now i know what kind of system to disable"
 

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I have a new low rent method. All you need is some police line tape, some fast food ketchup packets, some chalk, and a few spent firearm shells... the bigger, the better.

Surround your van with the tape, draw a chalk outline of a human on the ground, and smear the ketchup around the area of the outline. Toss a handful of shells in an obvious spot.

Voila, portable, simple anti theft.

Keeps people from parking too close too.
 

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I sometimes set up what looks like a person sleeping on the bench in back. A pair of shoes, some pillows or coats or something under a blanket, and a baseball hat. I'm going to grab a wig out of the costume storage at the theater to make it even gooder. No, I don't want to haul around an entire mannequin.
 
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I sometimes set up what looks like a person sleeping on the bench in back. A pair of shoes, some pillows or coats or something under a blanket, and a baseball hat. I'm going to grab a wig out of the costume storage at the theater to make it even gooder. No, I don't want to haul around an entire mannequin.
A mannequin would help with the HOV lane.
 

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i know that is like the folks who have a security sign in their front yard, criminals are like "thanks now i know what kind of system to disable"
Or, for most," I think I will rob the house next door without the alarm" or Lights or dog or security doors.
All of these just keep out the lazy majority.
 
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